Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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