I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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