Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
It’s A Miracle These 21 Promiscuous People Don’t Have STDs
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
These 27 Infuriatingly Annoying Habits Will Ruin Your Day
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.