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• (925): View more from California

  he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look

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• (516): View more from New York

  is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?

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• (510): View more from California

  I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I just found puke in my bra..

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• (718): View more from New York

  If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!

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• (408): View more from California

  We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?

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