what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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