She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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