He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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