Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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