Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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