i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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