she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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