David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Randomize
