The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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