Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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