nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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