i don't like sucking hair
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
There are leaves in my underwear?
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