there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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