Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just pee around me
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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