i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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