She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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