if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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