What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
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This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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