then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
organizing the empties. That sober.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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