Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
its liver damage thursday
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