would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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