THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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