I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
where are my eyebrows?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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