so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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