Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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