ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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