the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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