a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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