That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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