physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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