Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
return my video game
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
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Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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