I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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