Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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