we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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