their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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