Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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