he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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