So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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