honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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