It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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