I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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