once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I know her cup size but not her name....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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