Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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