I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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