dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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