I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
