just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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