so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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