Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
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