I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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