I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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