why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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